coming soon — invites rolling out in waves

decidedtofundyou

we'll fund you. you pay us back.

for when you're $5 short. or $20. or $50. we've got it.

no credit check no kyc just vibes & a small history

you're on the list.

we'll hit you up when it's your turn. don't share your spot.

you don't need to be broke to use us. you just need to be $5 short. or $12. or $34.

it happens to everyone — the food order that's just over budget, the skin that drops on a tuesday when you get paid friday, the subscription that auto-renews at the wrong time. that's what we're for. use us once, pay us back, and your limit grows.

we're not a last resort — we're just always there.

start at $5. build trust. unlock more. see exactly how it works
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end of month. empty wallet. still gotta eat.

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the skin drops today. you get paid friday. we got you.

how it works

three steps. zero gatekeeping.

we decided to fund you before the skin leaves the shop. here's the flow.

01

paste a link or tell us your order

uber eats cart, foodora checkout, steam page, valorant store screenshot — drop it in chat and we'll handle the rest.

02

we buy it

we cover the full thing on the spot. it lands in your inventory before your friends finish loading the lobby.

03

pay us back in parts

pay in 2. or 3. or 4. we're flexible like that. small fee, clear schedule, no hidden anything.

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pay in 2
3
pay in 3
4
pay in 4

pick at checkout. small flat fee. no surprise interest.

what you can buy

if you want it, we got you.

starting with the stuff you already spend on. more drops as we scale.

live at launch
food delivery

eat now. pay over time.

we cover your delivery order on the spot. you split the bill into 2, 3, or 4. small fee, clear schedule, no hidden anything.

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uber eats doordash grubhub
eu
foodora lieferando deliveroo just eat
live at launch
in-game currency
valorant points
live at launch
games & dlc
steam catalog
phase 2
peripherals
gaming gear
soon
requested by you
more coming soon
how the money moves

pick your rails. we'll meet you there.

we don't care how you like to move money. crypto, cash app, bank — pick what's easy for you.

receiving your money

how we get the funds to you.

  • ₿
    crypto
    instant, no fees — bitcoin, usdc, eth, and more
    recommended fastest us fastest eu
  • $
    cash app
    instant — us users
    fastest us
  • P
    paypal
    within minutes
  • W
    wise
    great for eu users
  • R
    revolut
    instant — eu/uk users
    fastest eu
  • bank transfer
    1–2 business days

paying us back

how you settle up — same options, your call.

  • ₿
    crypto
    bitcoin, usdc, eth and more
    recommended fastest us fastest eu
  • $
    cash app
    us users
    fastest us
  • P
    paypal
    tap and done
  • W
    wise
    cross-border friendly
  • R
    revolut
    eu/uk users
    fastest eu
  • bank transfer
    classic. always works.
  • debit card
    auto-pay on schedule, or one-tap manual

no fees on crypto. small flat fee on the others — shown upfront, never hidden.

faq

stuff people actually ask.

no fine print buried at the bottom. just answers.

does this work for food delivery?
yes — paste your uber eats or foodora link and we cover the order. you pay us back in parts.
do you check my credit?
nope. no credit pull, no kyc on day one. you start with a small limit and it grows as you pay back on time.
how do you split the payments?
pay in 2, 3, or 4 — you pick at checkout. small flat fee on top, shown upfront. no surprise interest, no late-fee spirals.
what if i can't pay one back?
message us before the date and we'll push it back once. miss it cold and your limit pauses until you square up — no debt collectors, no drama.
when does this actually launch?
waitlist is open now. first invites go out in waves — get on the list and we'll hit you up when it's your turn.
bruh $5? what can you even do with $5?
more than you think. ever been $5 short on a food order? or needed just a bit more for that skin? that's exactly what we're here for. pay it back and your limit goes up — most people are at $50–100 within their first month.
what if i just don't pay it back?
your account gets frozen and you can't use us again. and honestly — the limit starts so low that ghosting us costs you more than it costs us. you lose access to a service you'll definitely want again. we just move on.
can't someone just make fake accounts?
one account per phone number, one per device. and the starting limit is so low that running a fraud operation to steal $5 is genuinely a terrible business decision.
is this a loan?
technically yes. but we prefer "that friend who covers you and doesn't make it weird". you pay back what you borrowed plus a small fee. no hidden charges, no spiraling interest.
how fast do i get the money?
fast. crypto (bitcoin, usdc, eth and more) goes out instantly with no fees. cash app lands in seconds for us users. paypal, wise, and revolut clear within minutes. bank transfer takes 1–2 business days.
early access perks

first 500 in get treated different.

we remember who showed up before there was anything to show up for. the early list gets locked-in benefits — for life on the account.

317 of 500 founder spots remaining
  • lower fees, forever founder rate stays locked. doesn't matter if we 10x.
  • priority tier upgrades your limit grows faster. skip the line on every tier bump.
  • founder badge shows up on your profile. a flex, but a real one.